Wednesday – In a Foreign Land

[date Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 10:47 PM]


Here in Kamloops it’s -17 Celsius. That’s the only factor holding the snow back to a fine powder. Only 2 inches so far, but then it’s only been snowing for a couple of very cold hours. Sort of constipated precipitation. A pictorial summary of now and the forecast –

The following was forwarded by my uncle Glenn! I’m happily surprised that he found it interesting enough to pass along –

From The Manitoba Herald
by Clive Runnels

Canadians: “Build a Damn Fence!”

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken.

When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

“Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn’t give any milk.”

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.” A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though.”

When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age” an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them.” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”

My, my! Stem brain reflex at it’s best….. although flight takes precedence over fight in the case of our beloved statists, da?

Speaking of the loony left, how about this wackjob and his side-kick –

Proof positive that fact is way stranger than fiction……. or as a famous writer once said:

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
Mark Twain

A concise review of the latest North Korean aggression:

Here’s what Dr. Sanity had to say about the issue way back in 2007:

And her update as of yesterday (scroll down):

If she is a typical psychiatrist, I’m-a like-a her big! Check out her recipe for “Axis of Evil Fruitcake”.

Finally, Thomas Sowell reflecting on the Cluster F**k called TSA:

All y’all have a real fine evening, hear?

Joe (Frosty) Mekanic

p.s. Even if your leg is still tingling about the Munificent Mulato, and you burst into tears when you think how unjust and unfair it is to criticize the Obamasiah, the man who would stop the ocean’s rise…..

This here Ramirez is priceless –

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