Thursday - The 300 (With Apologies to Sparta)

[date Thu, Jun 16, 2011 at 12:38 AM]

PN:

I actually watched almost all of a hockey game tonight.

Waiting until the very last game of the very last series before watching appeals to my Anglais generic background – I got to be in on the money shot without any of the foreplay….. such a cheap bastard!

I was impressed.

Speaking of magnificent basterds those athuleets put on an incredible performance. The referees were mostly absent. The crowd was apoplectic at all the wrong moments. Did they even know what was happening?

The post game analysis was 100% hind-sight. The experts were so convincing. So….. why did Vancouver come in SeCoNd??

After absorbing terabytes of information, here is my analysis:

Boston has more red-heads.

I know you’re shocked. Check it out yourself. There you go, you know I’m right….

Information on red-heads can be read here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair

Now that you are fully fortified with facts and know that red hair is the rarest, count the red-heads on the Boston roster. QED

Pass this info on to the Canucklehead management.

For those of you weeping bitter tears of rage directed at our American brothers I say “phooey!” – as did Shelly Duvall to Robin Williams in Popeye….

THE BEST TEAM WON.

Here are some funnies and thought provokers to take the edge off – I know your mellow has been harshed. Un-harsh that mellow I say! Mmmmmharshmellowww! Smoor-ish, da?

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